Ladies and gentlemen, there is a bandit on the loose:
Everywhere we go, people always stop and tell me how cute Ben is. The minute someone starts looking and talking to him he gives a little smirk and buries his head into me as if he’s shy. He’s not shy by any means and of course when he does this people think he’s even cuter.
Here he is at the supermarket. I put a hat on him hoping people wouldn’t be able to see through his disguise, but boy was I wrong. I could just eat him up couldn’t you…
