-Can have the fattest rolls on their thighs and people think it’s cute.
-Can get away with dropping little bits of food under the table at a restuarant without the wait staff thinking their an ahole.
-Can get away with wearing bears, lions, and elephants on their butts.
-Can give toothless grins that are adorable instead of disgusting.
-Can make speghetti fashionable.
Can give wet slobbery kisses and still be allowed in the bed to cuddle.